early early this morning (1.30 am) i woke up, my face itching like crazy. i stumbled to the bathroom. six mosquito bites, three on each cheek. and one on my right earlobe, for good luck. i returned to bed, taking my electric mosquito bat with me. i turned on the light and sat for a good ten minutes, blearily on the lookout for the little shits. after killing two, i was satisfied and returned to bed.

i am impressed, but not amused. revenge is sweet.